VIVA LA PLUTO
Everyone who stuck with Pluto damnit (via plutokiid)
tagged: #BwaHaHaHa

missblissfreshstart:

submissiveinclination:

wicked-naughty-diva:

Quote of the day!

Especially today!!! Lol!

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justalilbitlippy:

Slept in and didn’t have much time to decorate before picking up the kids, but this HAD to be done. 😄

SPOOPY!💀

I got a text from mom earlier, saying that I scared the shit outta her. 😂😂😂

psych2go:

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tagged: #Louis CK #Love him

We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a women, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do.’ Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time.’

“Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle… ‘Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went ‘KFHGSKG’ and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!’ If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz.’

Oh, Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm. (via moscowisburning)
tagged: #Ooo! #Mythology

Often called the ‘Unblessed Ones,’ the Unseelie were depicted as a dark cloud riding upon the wind from where their unnerving cackles and howls can be heard. Though not necessarily evil, they were far from kind. These unsavory characters tended towards evil and were often malignant. Some Scottish legends claim that the Unseelie were fallen Seelie, those who could not live up to the strict standards of chivalry of the shining court. The Unseelie Court was almost always out to harm, or at least bedevil and trick, humankind.

(Source: valyriea)

tagged: #Gimme!

bloodfirewhiskeyink:

thislilsubtx:

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time for another one

Slept in and didn’t have much time to decorate before picking up the kids, but this HAD to be done. 😄

SPOOPY!💀

graceforthefallen

OF COURSE! 😘

graceforthefallen

Awww, my voice is your favorite? 😀 You were the first from Tumblr that I talked on the phone too! 😄